01 / Bring the receipts
Connect what tells on you.
Choose texts, calendar, or Spotify. The more context you share, the more personal the punchline lands.
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Yearly Roast 2026
Your year.No filters.
Your texts, calendar, and Spotify history already have opinions. Roastly turns them into a brutally funny recap you'll want to drop straight into the group chat.
Free to generate · You choose every connection · Shareable by design
Your yearly roast
Same data.Hotter opinions.
Texts
Calendar
Spotify
Peak delusion
You scheduled “get life together” 14 times. You attended none.
Based on actual receipts
A personal statement
Good people. Bad decisions.
Your data did the year. We write the commentary.
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The recipe
Same year. Different version of you.
02 / Let it cook
Patterns become punchlines.
Roastly looks for the recurring characters, comfort songs, calendar crimes, and the little lies you told yourself.
03 / Make it public
Post the verdict.
Your recap is made for screenshots, stories, and the group chat that created half the evidence.
No weird surprises
Consent before comedy.
You choose what connects and what gets shared. The roast has range; your settings have boundaries.
Your roast, your rules
Free to generate. Impossible to ignore.
Start with a free, watermarked Yearly Roast. When you want a clean receipt, unlock the unfiltered export.
The preview
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- Your Yearly Roast
- Watermarked share card
- Pick your data sources
The Unfiltered Pass
Your year. No watermark.
- Clean share exports
- Extra roast cuts
- One re-roast
- All the receipts
No stupid questions
Before you get roasted.
Your year called. It has notes.
Join the waitlist for the first Roastly drop and make peace with the fact that the receipts are permanent.
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